The Republic of Mambo 63 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.068 billion Mambo 63ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The strong Mambo 63ian economy, worth 75.6 trillion Izerns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,825 Izerns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,100 per year while the poor average 15,621, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 63's national animal is the Izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 63 is ranked 110,230^th in the world and 381^st in Izern for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,296.96 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.