The Republic of Mambo 67 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.104 billion Mambo 67ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.3%.
The thriving Mambo 67ian economy, worth 92.5 trillion Izerns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,787 Izerns, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Izern Dung" has been declared a national treasure, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, and prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 67's national animal is the Izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mambo 67 is ranked 194,674th in the world and 320th in Izern for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 90.29 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Mambo 67, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer.
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Mambo 67, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
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Mambo 67, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
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Mambo 67, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Izern Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
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Mambo 67, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
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Mambo 67, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
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Mambo 67, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
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Mambo 67, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
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Mambo 67, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
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Mambo 67, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs.
















