The Federal Republic of Mambo 7 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.565 billion Mambo 7ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mambo 7ian economy, worth 160 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,287 monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, and lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 7's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mambo 7 is ranked 34,791^st in the world and 21^st in Izern for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,448.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.