The Republic of Mambo 77 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 909 million Mambo 77ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Mambo 77ian economy, worth 82.2 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 90,394 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Animal Dung" has been declared a national treasure, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 77's national animal is the animal.
Mambo 77 is ranked 50,848th in the world and 56th in Izern for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,706.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mambo 77, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
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Mambo 77, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 77, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Animal Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 77, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
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Mambo 77, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant.
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Mambo 77 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
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Mambo 77, endangered species are effective hostages against the Mambo 77ian military.
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Mambo 77, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
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Mambo 77, misbehaving animals deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
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Mambo 77, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.

















