The Republic of Mambo 79 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.051 billion Mambo 79ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.4%.

The strong Mambo 79ian economy, worth 70.1 trillion currencies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,684 currencies, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices, and demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 79's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 79 is ranked 80,546^th in the world and 565^th in Izern for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,513.05 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.