The Republic of Mambo 87 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.035 billion Mambo 87ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.7%.

The strong Mambo 87ian economy, worth 50.8 trillion currencies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,061 currencies, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Mambo 87ians like vultures, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 87's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 87 is ranked 58,586^th in the world and 372^nd in Izern for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,783 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.