The Freehold of Mardosh is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archon Tomerro vos Refa with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, devout population of 18.429 billion Mardoshi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centallus. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mardoshi economy, worth a remarkable 1,844 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,090 kamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, and trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mardosh's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Mardosh is ranked 287,398^th in the world and 7^th in Rome for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.47 on the Bus Surprisal Index.