The 4th Ranked Assassin of Margaret Moonlight is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Margaret Moonlight with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.721 billion Margaret Moonlightians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Destroy. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Margaret Moonlightian economy, worth a remarkable 1,657 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,580 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Santa Destroy, there are no more heroes any more, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime is totally unknown. Margaret Moonlight's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Violetism.

Margaret Moonlight is ranked 280,235^th in the world and 1^st in Infernal Realm for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.19 on the Bus Surprisal Index.