Population | 21.231 billion |
Capital | Corruptionity |
Leader | Yugi TheEvilOne |
Faith | Corruptionism |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Ghost |
The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yugi TheEvilOne with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.231 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptionity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,860 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 417,360 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, foreign governments regularly accuse the Marnadyian military of war crimes, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corruptionism.
Marnady is ranked 186,003rd in the world and 4,389th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, foreign governments regularly accuse the Marnadyian military of war crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, Marnadyians wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, Harry Potter books are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, Marnadyians are wondering where have all the flowers gone.