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Largest Mining Sector: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th
The Ultimate Evil Corporation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed
Yugi TheEvilOne
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Marnady

Population21.231 billion

CapitalCorruptionity
LeaderYugi TheEvilOne
FaithCorruptionism

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalGhost

The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yugi TheEvilOne with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.231 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptionity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,860 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 417,360 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, foreign governments regularly accuse the Marnadyian military of war crimes, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corruptionism.

Marnady is ranked 186,003rd in the world and 4,389th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thMost Avoided: 25thMost Primitive: 28thMost Devout: 62ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 82ndFattest Citizens: 94thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 373rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 472ndLargest Black Market: 500thMost Patriotic: 552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 761stHighest Average Incomes: 953rdHighest Economic Output: 1,127thRudest Citizens: 1,511thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,695thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,837thHighest Crime Rates: 2,332ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,369thMost Efficient Economies: 2,450thTop
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Most Armed: 2,937thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,287thLargest Governments: 5,598thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,109thMost Stationary: 9,769thMost Influential: 13,312thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,522ndNudest: 14,147thLargest Populations: 14,446thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 18,025thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,634th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionMost Stationary: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 152nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 177th in the regionLargest Populations: 198th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 301st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 323rd in the regionMost Influential: 337th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 418th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 548th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, foreign governments regularly accuse the Marnadyian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, Marnadyians wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, Marnadyians are wondering where have all the flowers gone.

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