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Largest Mining Sector: 15thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 34th
The Ultimate Evil Corporation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long live the Evil One
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Marnady

Population12.91 billion

CapitalEvil Capital
LeaderThe Evil One
FaithEvil Religion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDevil

The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Evil One with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.91 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,943 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,030 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

A division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine, cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Evil Religion.

Marnady is ranked 210,321st in the world and 5,257th in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.87 Years.

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Largest Mining Sector: 15thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 34thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75thMost Avoided: 99thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 116thFattest Citizens: 123rdMost Primitive: 168thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 208thMost Devout: 373rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 401stHighest Crime Rates: 551stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 583rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 872ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,459thMost Armed: 1,488thRudest Citizens: 2,071stTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,393rdNudest: 4,039thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,199thHighest Economic Output: 4,258thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,390thHighest Average Incomes: 4,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,732ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,509thMost Efficient Economies: 5,664thMost Conservative: 6,899thMost Authoritarian: 10,149thTop
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Most Stationary: 17,138thLargest Populations: 17,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,329thMost Influential: 19,717th
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41st in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 64th in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 98th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 125th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 152nd in the regionNudest: 156th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170th in the regionMost Stationary: 172nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 265th in the regionLargest Populations: 298th in the regionMost Influential: 334th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 335th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 454th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.

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