The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Yugi TheEvilOne with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.156 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptionity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 9,202 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 434,973 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corruptionism.

Marnady is ranked 294,185^th in the world and 7,246^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 10.08 law-abiding acts per hour.