The Kingdom of Marset is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mojojojo with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.594 billion Marsetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.2%.

The thriving Marsetian economy, worth 362 trillion Feathers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,960 Feathers, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Mojojojo day after day, government winter plans get a frosty reception, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, and schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Marset's national animal is the Rick Astley, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marset is ranked 314,663^rd in the world and 106^th in Japan for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.91 on the Kitten Softness Rating.