The Colony of Marshall-Maximizer is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.51 billion Marshall-Maximizerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maginette. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Marshall-Maximizerian economy, worth 208 trillion Shins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,966 Shins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, not all rivers run to the sea, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marshall-Maximizer's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Marshall-Maximizer is ranked 73,176^th in the world and 9^th in NoVa Majestia Lounge for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,378 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.