The Patriotes of Mascouche is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Harfang des neiges population. The hard-working population of 49.984 billion Mascouchois enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The very strong Mascouchean economy, worth a remarkable 2,225 trillion Piastres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,522 Piastres, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Child labor has been outlawed, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and Harfang des neigess are considered a delicacy. Crime is moderate. Mascouche's national animal is the Harfang des neiges, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mascouche is ranked 235,303^rd in the world and 6^th in Quebec for Safest, scoring 39.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.