The Queendom of Masnicho is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The All Mighty with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.93 billion Masnichoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masni. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The all-consuming Masnichoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,910 trillion Snics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,721 Snics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Masnicho's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Icho.

Masnicho is ranked 5,382^nd in the world and 223^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.47 law-abiding acts per hour.