The Autonomous Construct of Massive Mechanical is a behemoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 51.164 billion Massive Mechanicalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Massive Mechanicalian economy, worth a remarkable 6,772 trillion bolts a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,366 bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Massive Mechanical's national animal is the rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Massive Mechanical is ranked 40,597^th in the world and 2^nd in Ztorque for Rudest Citizens, with 94.96 insults per minute.