
| Population | 5.204 billion |
| Capital | Saint Joseph |
| Leader | Knight-Commander Masseus |
| Faith | Latin Rite Catholicism |
| Currency | Wallsit |
| Animal | Horse |
The Theocratic Republic of Mathebroy is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Knight-Commander Masseus with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 5.204 billion Brimathites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Brimathite economy, worth 901 trillion Wallsits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,247 Wallsits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
There is something rotten in the state of Mathebroy, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mathebroy's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Latin Rite Catholicism.
Mathebroy is ranked 2,445th in the world and 1st in Angelic League for Most Cultured, scoring 239 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mathebroy, nobody likes bad boys any more.
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Mathebroy, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
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Mathebroy, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
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Mathebroy, there is something rotten in the state of Mathebroy.
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Mathebroy, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown.
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Mathebroy, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
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Mathebroy, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
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Mathebroy, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
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Mathebroy, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
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Mathebroy, a little love goes a long way claim Brimathite news.








































































