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Most Devout: 485thMost Primitive: 886thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,750th
The Theocratic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
That’s an order!
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Mathebroy

Population5.204 billion

CapitalSaint Joseph
LeaderKnight-Commander Masseus
FaithLatin Rite Catholicism

CurrencyWallsit
AnimalHorse

The Theocratic Republic of Mathebroy is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Knight-Commander Masseus with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 5.204 billion Brimathites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Brimathite economy, worth 901 trillion Wallsits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,247 Wallsits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of Mathebroy, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mathebroy's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Latin Rite Catholicism.

Mathebroy is ranked 2,445th in the world and 1st in Angelic League for Most Cultured, scoring 239 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Devout: 485thMost Primitive: 886thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,750thNicest Citizens: 2,202ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,262ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,350thMost Cultured: 2,445thMost Pacifist: 2,747thTop
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Best Weather: 3,308thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,523rdMost Accessible: 3,549thSafest: 4,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,371stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,535thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,539thHighest Food Quality: 4,545thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,068thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,174thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,383rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,040thLargest Governments: 6,547thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,182ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,226thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,535thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,202ndMost Developed: 9,328thMost Efficient Economies: 9,496thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,863rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,238thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,041stSmartest Citizens: 17,564thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,652ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,282ndMost Inclusive: 23,310thMost Patriotic: 28,008th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mathebroy, nobody likes bad boys any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathebroy, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathebroy, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathebroy, there is something rotten in the state of Mathebroy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathebroy, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathebroy, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathebroy, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathebroy, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathebroy, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathebroy, a little love goes a long way claim Brimathite news.

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