The Jingoistic States of Matt Gaetz is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.611 billion Matt Gaetzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.

The Matt Gaetzian economy, worth 240 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 52,235 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Matt Gaetz's national animal is the Kitsune.

Matt Gaetz is ranked 211,401^st in the world and 7^th in Nocturne for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 828.21 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.