The Queendom of Mayabmek is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.742 billion Mayabmeks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The large but inefficient Mayabmek economy, worth 389 trillion abs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,549 abs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, Leader has just been declared ruler of Mayabmek in an international press conference, firing squads regularly execute dissidents, and human sacrifice at the closet has been named as Mayabmek's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayabmek's national animal is the Sun Bear and its national religion is human sacrifice at the closet.

Mayabmek is ranked 84,182^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Eighth Closet for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,169.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.