The Theocracy of Medenine is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 4.296 billion Medenineans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Medeninean economy, worth 175 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,745 Delta Eagles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, and Medenine City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medenine's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Medenine is ranked 90,378^th in the world and 6^th in Shizuoka for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,354.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.