The One That Keeps Order of Mentera is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 15.246 billion Menterans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kidd Harbour. The average income tax rate is 34.8%.

The thriving Menteran economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,128 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence. Crime is totally unknown. Mentera's national animal is the Salmon.

Mentera is ranked 144,209^th in the world and 5^th in Cold Harbour for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.5 law-abiding acts per hour.