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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,826thHighest Crime Rates: 6,463rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,983rd
The Meow of
Anarchy
Meow! :3
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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Meow2

Population2.89 billion

Capitalmeow

Currencymeow
Animalmeow

The Meow of Meow2 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.89 billion Balthazar Gutnicks live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of meow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Meow2ian economy, worth 133 trillion meows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,136 meows, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,073 per year while the poor average 5,082, a ratio of 45.9 to 1.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Meow2's national animal is the meow.

Meow2 is ranked 127,557th in the world and 7th in oliver for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,090.11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,826thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 6,463rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,983rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 20,366thMost Pro-Market: 30,113thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31,986th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Meow2 lodged a message on the Oliver Regional Message Board.
  • : Meow2's influence in Oliver rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Meow2's influence in Oliver rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Meow2's influence in Oliver rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Meow2's influence in Oliver rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Meow2's influence in Oliver fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Meow2's influence in Oliver rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Meow2's influence in Oliver rose from "Truckler" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Meow2's influence in Oliver rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Meow2's influence in Oliver rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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