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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,806thBest Weather: 23,066thNicest Citizens: 25,320th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
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Method Man

Population1.705 billion

Currencydollar
Animalgiraffe

The Republic of Method Man is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.705 billion Method Manians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The Method Manian economy, worth 67.2 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,413 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Method Man's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Method Man is ranked 11,806th in the world and 1st in DatPiff for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,926.86 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Best Weather: 23,066thNicest Citizens: 25,320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,483rd
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Method Man's influence in DatPiff rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Method Man, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Method Man, money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it.
  • : Following new legislation in Method Man, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Method Man, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in Method Man, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Method Man, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Method Man, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Method Man, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Method Man, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".

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