The Imperial Protectorate of Meulmania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial Regent with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.179 billion Meulmanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Scottia. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Meulmanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,286 trillion Meulmarks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 407,112 Meulmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meulmania's national animal is the Great White Carp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cricket.

Meulmania is ranked 523^rd in the world and 2^nd in Australia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 195.95 law-abiding acts per hour.