The Democratic Republic of Micatis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elm Ash with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.085 billion Micatisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxus. The average income tax rate is 62.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Micatisian economy, worth 111 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,567 Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, organ donation is compulsory, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and Micatisians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Micatis's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Micatis Truth.

Micatis is ranked 48,624^th in the world and 12^th in The Pacifica for Highest Poor Incomes, with 56,414.76 Standard Monetary Units.