The Constitutional Monarchy of Mich is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Kingfish with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.371 billion Michians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michal. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Michian economy, worth 765 trillion Micians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,799 Micians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mich's national animal is the big gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khristianity.

Mich is ranked 22,658^th in the world and 17^th in Kerbals of the North for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,364.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.