The HES BOOTED OFFFF YIPEEE of Michael Voss is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.71 billion Michael Vossians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.

The very strong Michael Vossian economy, worth 230 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,102 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Michael Voss's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Michael Voss is ranked 272,131^st in the world and 31^st in AFL for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.98 on the Bus Surprisal Index.