The Jaggeresque Moves of Mick Jagger is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Glimmer Twins with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.144 billion Mick Jaggerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodgeville. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mick Jaggerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,175 trillion chicks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,010 chicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, if a tree falls in the forest there is no sound except a cash register ringing, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and brain-freeze has taken on a new meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mick Jagger's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mick Jagger is ranked 316,166^th in the world and 2^nd in Manhattan for Nicest Citizens, with 0.51 average smiles per day.