
| Population | 6.93 billion |
| Capital | Paljon Kukkia |
| Leader | Ulriikka Ruotsalainen |
| Faith | Roman Catholic |
| Currency | Troccoin |
| Animal | Deer |
The Dissolved Region of Mid West District is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Ulriikka Ruotsalainen with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.93 billion Trocs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paljon Kukkia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Trocians economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Troccoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,531 Troccoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, edutainment video games are taking Mid West District's students to the next level, surveillance cameras are banned, and black tea is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mid West District's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Mid West District is ranked 20,748th in the world and 2nd in Trocian District for Highest Average Incomes, with 162,531.21 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mid West District was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Mid West District, black tea is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in
Mid West District, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Mid West District, edutainment video games are taking Mid West District's students to the next level.
- : Following new legislation in
Mid West District, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in
Mid West District, Trocs suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in
Mid West District, criticism of Ulriikka Ruotsalainen is considered unpatriotic.
- : Following new legislation in
Mid West District, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain.
- : Following new legislation in
Mid West District, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
- : Following new legislation in
Mid West District, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.



































