The Grand Crescent of Midworld is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Gabrielle Of The Rose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.383 billion Great Old Ones hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Can'-Ka No Rey. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Old One economy, worth 542 trillion Gold Knucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 100,868 Gold Knucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, top universities admit students based on how often they correct interviewers, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in The Can'-Ka No Rey for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is almost non-existent. Midworld's national animal is the Billy Bumbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Little Sisters Of Eluria.

Midworld is ranked 205,576^th in the world and 17^th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Fattest Citizens, with 9.21 Obesity Rate.