The Swarm of Migratory Locusts is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.086 billion Locusts live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ground zero. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The powerhouse Locust economy, worth 83.0 trillion Kilograms of Biomass a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 76,386 Kilograms of Biomass, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Migratory Locusts's national animal is the Locust, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Migratory Locusts is ranked 12,398^th in the world and 2^nd in Glass Gallows for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,517.27 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.