The Republic of Milk Dipped Graham Crackers is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 4.608 billion Milk Dipped Graham Crackersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The Milk Dipped Graham Crackersian economy, worth 199 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,331 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milk Dipped Graham Crackers's national animal is the eagle.

Milk Dipped Graham Crackers is ranked 196,411^th in the world and 5^th in Obama and Ringo Starr for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 311.08 on the Gilded Widget Scale.