The Heavenly Holy Empire of Millopoli is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.387 billion Millopolesi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Millopolese economy, worth a remarkable 4,897 trillion millinos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,347 millinos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Millopoli's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, all recreational drugs are legal, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Millopoli's national animal is the mind-expanding worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Millopoli is ranked 278,995^th in the world and 22^nd in ITALIA for Safest, scoring 6.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.