The United Empire of Miltil is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Andrew Nyrzyr XII with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.556 billion Miltilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miltil City. The average income tax rate is 8.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miltilan economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,486 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle, many aides in Andrew Nyrzyr XII's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and Andrew Nyrzyr XII is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Miltil's national animal is the Imperial-Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Divine law of knowledge.

Miltil is ranked 40,185^th in the world and 2,180^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,261 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.