The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.473 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porcòdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 8,042 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 282,477 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing special about J Roland, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 366^th in the world and 3^rd in The Internationale for Lowest Crime Rates, with 212.67 law-abiding acts per hour.