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Highest Average Tax Rates: 144th Most Pacifist: 167th Largest Governments: 231st
The Transhuman Communist States of
Democratic Socialists
Sempre sopra di Essa!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Average

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Minchioria

Population18.467 billion

CapitalPorcÚdia
LeaderJ Roland

CurrencyTallero
AnimalPevasce

The Transhuman Communist States of Minchioria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.467 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PorcÚdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 73,299 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of J Roland wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, glamping Minchiorians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, skateparks can be found in every city, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 36,250th in the world and 58th in The Internationale for Highest Drug Use, scoring 89.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 144thMost Pacifist: 167thLargest Governments: 231stSafest: 308thMost Beautiful Environments: 351stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 423rdNicest Citizens: 527thLongest Average Lifespans: 567thLowest Crime Rates: 590thSmartest Citizens: 760thHealthiest Citizens: 818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 901stBest Weather: 919thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,096thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,184thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,419thTop
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Most Cultured: 1,694thMost Inclusive: 2,018thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,776thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,818thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,294thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,937thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,655thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,956thLargest Populations: 6,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,588thTop
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Most Secular: 8,333rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,787thHighest Economic Output: 10,101stMost Income Equality: 10,681st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, glamping Minchiorians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, a video of J Roland wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.

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