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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th
The Transhuman Communist State of
Democratic Socialists
Sempre sopra di Essa!
J Roland
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Minchioria

Population22.112 billion

CapitalPorcÚdia
LeaderJ Roland

CurrencyTallero
AnimalPevasce

The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.112 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PorcÚdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,046 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 273,461 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the MBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 238,441st in the world and 259th in The Internationale for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -36.06 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rdMost Advanced Public Education: 49thLargest Welfare Programs: 72ndMost Pacifist: 82ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 88thLargest Governments: 136thSafest: 147thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148thMost Beautiful Environments: 154thMost Compassionate Citizens: 179thMost Developed: 185thLongest Average Lifespans: 208thNicest Citizens: 236thHealthiest Citizens: 260thBest Weather: 302ndLowest Crime Rates: 311thLeast Corrupt Governments: 315thSmartest Citizens: 348thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 537thMost Secular: 582ndMost Inclusive: 605thMost Cultured: 699thHighest Poor Incomes: 755thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,042ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,153rdHighest Economic Output: 1,462ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,149thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,748thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,497thMost Influential: 4,081stLargest Populations: 5,933rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,406thMost Income Equality: 11,498thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,655thMost Efficient Economies: 12,780thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,333rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,300th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Minchioria was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Purva Banga.
  • : Minchioria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the MBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Minchioria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.

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