Population | 4.88 billion |
Capital | Stockholm |
Leader | Markus Persson |
Faith | Minecraft |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | All Animal |
The Video Game of Minecraft Mojang is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Markus Persson with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.88 billion Minecrafts are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Mojangian economy, worth 728 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 149,353 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,351,463 per year while the poor average 1,964, a ratio of 687 to 1.
Mojangian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, several inches are being added to first class seating, and the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Minecraft Mojang's national animal is the All Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Minecraft.
Minecraft Mojang is ranked 3,479th in the world and 23rd in Sulawesi for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 142,632.56 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Minecraft Mojang was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Most Avoided and Highest Disposable Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Minecraft Mojang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Minecraft Mojang changed its national animal to "All Animal", its capital to "Stockholm", its currency to "Dollar", its faith to "Minecraft", its leader to "Markus Persson", and its nation type to "Video Game".
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Minecraft Mojang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Minecraft Mojang was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".