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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 594thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,508thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,558th
The Video Game of
Compulsory Consumerist State
We are alive.
Markus Persson
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Minecraft Mojang

Population4.88 billion

CapitalStockholm
LeaderMarkus Persson
FaithMinecraft

CurrencyDollar
AnimalAll Animal

The Video Game of Minecraft Mojang is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Markus Persson with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.88 billion Minecrafts are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mojangian economy, worth 728 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 149,353 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,351,463 per year while the poor average 1,964, a ratio of 687 to 1.

Mojangian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, several inches are being added to first class seating, and the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Minecraft Mojang's national animal is the All Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Minecraft.

Minecraft Mojang is ranked 3,479th in the world and 23rd in Sulawesi for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 142,632.56 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 594thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,508thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,558thHighest Crime Rates: 1,817thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,568thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,574thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,710thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 3,227thFattest Citizens: 3,417thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,479thMost Armed: 4,383rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,649thRudest Citizens: 8,744thLargest Retail Industry: 9,127thTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,755thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,096thMost Devout: 18,562ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,646thHighest Average Incomes: 22,961stMost Cultured: 25,246thMost Efficient Economies: 25,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,393rdMost Pro-Market: 27,709thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,689th
Top
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minecraft Mojang was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Most Avoided and Highest Disposable Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Minecraft Mojang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Minecraft Mojang changed its national animal to "All Animal", its capital to "Stockholm", its currency to "Dollar", its faith to "Minecraft", its leader to "Markus Persson", and its nation type to "Video Game".
  • : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Minecraft Mojang was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Minecraft Mojang was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Minecraft Mojang's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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