The Azuretime Couple of Minnotopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Azure n' Two Time with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.158 billion Minnotopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Minnotia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Minnotopian economy, worth 157 trillion minns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,367 minns, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minnotopia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Spawnism.

Minnotopia is ranked 65,759^th in the world and 2^nd in United Brothers of Vietnamese Students for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,706.28 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.