The Uniate Albanians of Mireditia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Xhovalin Spaqi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.771 billion Miredites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prizren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Miredite economy, worth a remarkable 2,701 trillion leks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,544 leks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,993 per year while the poor average 55,780, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the nation proudly hosts OstraCon to decide who gets free vacations to the Brancaland tundra, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mireditia's national animal is the badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Albanian Greek Catholic.

Mireditia is ranked 24,552^nd in the world and 2^nd in Aeterna Regnum for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,569.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.