The Kingdom of Mister Grey is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.801 billion Mister Greyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Greyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,589 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 174,976 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, there are no more heroes any more, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Grey's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Grey is ranked 27,082^nd in the world and 1^st in Schopenhauer for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,850.43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.