The Rogue Nation of Mister Pouche Billiarde deux is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.139 billion Mister Pouche Billiarde deuxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The very strong Mister Pouche Billiarde deuxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 56,414 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and Mister Pouche Billiarde deuxians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Pouche Billiarde deux's national animal is the cockles and mussels.

Mister Pouche Billiarde deux is ranked 151,033^rd in the world and 1^st in Kropotkin for Most Primitive, scoring -54.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.