The Kingdom of Mister Purple is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.788 billion Mister Purple Nurplians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Purplean economy, worth a remarkable 2,632 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 178,000 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Purple's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Purple is ranked 309,663^rd in the world and 11^th in Schopenhauer for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.