The Fetchland of Misty Rainforest is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Rosewater with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.447 billion Misty Rainforestians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fetchland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Misty Rainforestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion lands a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,200 lands, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Misty Rainforestians, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and it's never "just a game" with Misty Rainforestian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misty Rainforest's national animal is the fetch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is fetching.

Misty Rainforest is ranked 18,893^rd in the world and 6^th in House Boucher for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 78.55 Effective Tax Rate.