The Best American Girl of Mitski is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mitski with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.51 billion Mitskibidis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brand New City. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mitskian economy, worth 668 trillion Dreams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 88,952 Dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitski's national animal is the Losing Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mitski is ranked 209,572^nd in the world and 1^st in Mitski for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.