The 🇺🇸🇨🇦 ambitious project of MLS is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Don Garber with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.562 billion MLSians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MLS HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient MLSian economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion Garberbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,029 Garberbucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 585,596 per year while the poor average 45,800, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLS's national animal is the Pitch invading Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Soccer.

MLS is ranked 315,144^th in the world and 6^th in Neo Otaku Utopia for Safest, scoring 7.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.