The Republic of Mods as Weapons is a massive, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.004 billion Mods as Weaponsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.
The all-consuming Mods as Weaponsian economy, worth 77.1 trillion rule breakings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,755 rule breakings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 346,956 per year while the poor average 10,437, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.
The studies of art and philosophy are banned, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mods as Weapons's national animal is the DEAT, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mods as Weapons is ranked 225,953rd in the world and 582nd in Izern for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1.55 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Mods as Weapons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Mods as Weapons, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
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Mods as Weapons, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
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Mods as Weapons, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
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Mods as Weapons, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
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Mods as Weapons, Mods as Weaponsians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
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Mods as Weapons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Mods as Weapons, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
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Mods as Weapons, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
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Mods as Weapons, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.


















