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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,401stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,435thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,533rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God, Homeland, Liberty
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Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Molies65

Population6.048 billion

Currencyguilder
Animalsquirrel

The Republic of Molies65 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.048 billion Molies65ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Molies65ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion guilders a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,283 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies65's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Molies65 is ranked 287,651st in the world and 11,147th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,401stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,435thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,533rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,665thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,349thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,199thLargest Black Market: 4,032ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,115thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,150thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,596thMost Devout: 6,086thLargest Mining Sector: 6,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,167thMost Avoided: 7,495thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,644thHighest Average Incomes: 8,058thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,576thMost Efficient Economies: 10,379thMost Patriotic: 10,422ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,666thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 18,946thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,003rdHighest Economic Output: 21,441stLargest Governments: 22,513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,190thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,320th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 61st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 120th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 193rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 259th in the regionLargest Black Market: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 265th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Devout: 337th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 352nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 418th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 436th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 446th in the regionMost Avoided: 468th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 478th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 620th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 814th in the regionMost Patriotic: 910th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Molies65 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Molies65 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Avoided, and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies65, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies65, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies65, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies65, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies65, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies65, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies65, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies65, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.

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