The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWoo is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Phil McAvity with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.225 billion MonkeyWooWooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodka City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient MonkeyWooWooan economy, worth a remarkable 2,078 trillion monkeynuts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 120,639 monkeynuts, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, the police insist that racism does not exist, gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MonkeyWooWoo's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MonkeyWooWoo is ranked 312,840^th in the world and 7^th in Lemuria for Nicest Citizens, with 0.6 average smiles per day.