The Dictatorship of Montonopoles is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 407 million Montonopolesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Montonopolesian economy, worth 20.2 trillion Ouroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,741 Ouroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, wandering Montonopolesians are known for their one-track minds, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Montonopoles's national animal is the Papagaio , which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Montonopoles is ranked 103,410^th in the world and 9^th in Northern Sea for Most Developed, scoring 60.68 on the Human Development Index.