The Dictatorship of Moo Dam is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 1.765 billion Moo Damians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Moo Damian economy, worth 33.5 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,967 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moo Dam's national animal is the wolf.

Moo Dam is ranked 200,817^th in the world and 1^st in Winds for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.