The Lions Den of Morgateroyde is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Snagglepuss with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.962 billion Morgateroydeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavern. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morgateroydean economy, worth 807 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,688 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime is totally unknown. Morgateroyde's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is zoolatry.

Morgateroyde is ranked 79,867^th in the world and 6^th in The Green Belt for Safest, scoring 90.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.