The Lions Den of Morgateroyde is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by King Snagglepuss with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.085 billion Morgateroydeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavern. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morgateroydean economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 80,015 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Morgateroydean can expect a strongly worded letter, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, bald-headed monks sit around the National Meditation Park looking smugly content, and transgender and agender are on the education agenda. Crime is totally unknown. Morgateroyde's national animal is the Nubian lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is zoolatry.

Morgateroyde is ranked 7,328^th in the world and 1^st in Muni Mula for Nicest Citizens, with 37.47 average smiles per day.