The Confederacy of Morpirezuk is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by John Shelby Spong with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.755 billion Morpirezukians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unitarian Quaker Friends City. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The Morpirezukian economy, worth 460 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,861 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, John Shelby Spong has just been declared ruler of Morpirezuk in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and John Shelby Spong's reputation is hard as nails. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Morpirezuk's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Humanistdemocratic UnitarianUniversalism.

Morpirezuk is ranked 78,143^rd in the world and 1^st in Unitarian Universalism for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,951.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.